edwardspoonhands:

I want to be Neil’s biographer…

edwardspoonhands:

I want to be Neil’s biographer…

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@6 hours ago with 9074 notes

"Faith is the surrender of the mind": The Oklahoma Tornado 

secular-stance:

The tornado that hit Moore, OK on may 20th was about 10 miles north of where I live. I saw the clouds, felt the wind, and experienced the devastation firsthand. On the way up to my parents house yesterday, I drove through where it crossed the highway. There were cars on top of each other, guard…

This. Everything about this matters.

@1 day ago with 6 notes

Holy shit #erotic writing has seriously the most hilariously bad shit in it.

@3 days ago

macarena-of-time:

i may be annoying but at least i don’t write m-rated my little pony fanfiction

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@4 days ago with 5225 notes

oh my god hello how are you welcome to my aquarium

oh my god hello how are you welcome to my aquarium

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@5 days ago with 451485 notes

adventuresonpaper:

I’ll come back for you i whisper as i caress the books i can’t afford

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@17 hours ago with 68532 notes

“Virgin”

shitmystudentswrite:

In conclusion, in order to prevent the spread of HIV and because it’s important to remain a virgin until marriage, you should practice anal sex.

@1 day ago with 848 notes
r727:

redunderwear:



alkdjf; ilu deadman


I was dying the first time I saw this. Best writers.

r727:

redunderwear:

image

alkdjf; ilu deadman

I was dying the first time I saw this. Best writers.

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@3 days ago with 4668 notes
umi-bozu:

transparent

umi-bozu:

transparent

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@5 days ago with 396 notes

doglets:

sext: sorry just got this text haha. do u still have a boner?

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