Holy shit #erotic writing has seriously the most hilariously bad shit in it.@3 days ago
i may be annoying but at least i don’t write m-rated my little pony fanfiction
(via cephalopodluver)@4 days ago with 5225 notes
I’ll come back for you i whisper as i caress the books i can’t afford
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In conclusion, in order to prevent the spread of HIV and because it’s important to remain a virgin until marriage, you should practice anal sex.